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 Post subject: Ags Fortieth
PostPosted: April 9th, 2012, 11:26 am 
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Just so none of you miss the last post; it's tomorrow. I'll be mostly being visited finishing it off with a meal at the Leeds Kitchen (James Martin's gaff).

As I've already had my midlife crisis (at about 36) I'll be calmly accepting of the fact that I am now closer to my death than my birth :shifty:

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 Post subject: Re: Ags Fortieth
PostPosted: April 9th, 2012, 12:29 pm 
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...and when you meet someone who is 20 you can think to yourself "You weren't even born when I was your age"

Happy bidet you old fart.

James Martin is a massive cunt btw - sure he's a great cook though.

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PostPosted: April 9th, 2012, 1:25 pm 
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Happy 40th mate. Life begins at 40.......or so they say :?
Never heard of James Martin. Does he have a fish and chip restaurant?

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PostPosted: April 9th, 2012, 5:59 pm 
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Well have a good 40th, the restaurant sounds nice, James Martin's a good cook, shame it's in that dump Leeds. And yes I know Leeds has got some up market shops and stuff now, but its still a dump. Just like Liverpool, the city center is nice but as soon as you leave the center it's just another sprawling northern city full of grim shit hole estates.

My turn to hit the 40 next year.


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PostPosted: April 10th, 2012, 2:40 pm 
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Happy birthday you old git :clap:

My turn for the big four oh next year aswell :cry:

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Happy 40th.

It's when life starts apparently. 8)

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PostPosted: April 11th, 2012, 7:39 am 
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happy birthday noob


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40? :banana-rock:
Belated grats Ag.

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Belated Happy 40th.

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PostPosted: May 2nd, 2012, 10:28 pm 
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belated happy birthday agnar. was my 39th on monday. i was in my 20s when i started playing ofp with you lot back 2001 - fuck this old shit, i'm still snowboarding and getting my face slapped.

and leeds is ace! better than bradford anyway...

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It's not hard - a scrotal hematoma is better than living in Bradford and I should know I've experienced both :D

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PostPosted: May 2nd, 2012, 11:00 pm 
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which would you rather fight?

a monkey with a gun (the monkey has never fired a gun)
or a lion with no teeth or claws

or the wild card...
a shark in a tree

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